{Fake} Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend

Oscar Meyer Wiener fingers... Fat Lady fingers....sausage links....

I've heard it all. And, oh dear, it's only May! What will I do in July, when temperatures reach the summer highs and I retain water like a camel?! 

My wedding ring has left a distinct and defined

red indented line on my finger.

Which once fit comfortably,

even loose some days,

is now cutting off the circulation to my left ring finger.

After fearing I would dislocate my finger trying to take

my ring off one day,

he decided it was time for me to get a new ring.

So today at Target

I was proposed to for the second time

with a band made of precious plastic gems

worth a whopping $10,016.

{Minus the 10,000}

I said yes.

But only because I am bearing his child.